kill me probably
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Reblogged from sockslappiekickflip  274 notes
Posted 27, January, 2017
  • Aries:

    I just got here and I already want to go home.

  • Taurus:

    *After being tazed* I'm cooked

  • Gemini:

    *Handing the teacher a dvd* DJ Malec spin this shit

  • Cancer:

    I smoked a whole baby yesterday.

  • Leo:

    Do u ever look at your hoeish ways and contemplate how you got here

  • Virgo:

    HE GOT HIT BY A PRIUS OKAY HE'S FINE

  • Libra:

    *Singing* Someday we'll find it, the rainbow- DRAMATIC ASS HOE SHUT THE FUCK-

  • Scorpio:

    *In the corner* alexander hamilton was the biggest hoe

  • Sagittarius:

    I heard that someone entered a pringles flavor contest with period blood flavored pringles

  • Capricorn:

    (To Sagittarius) But did he win???

  • Aquarius:

    Suck my ass that taco was the shit

  • Pisces:

    Does homestuck count as a video game???

Reblogged from sidehoe-of-orpheus  171,903 notes
Posted 11, November, 2016
sashaforthewin: “ asynchronouscommunication: “ kaijutegu: “ flabbergasted-and-inspired: “ wintercoffin: “ kaijutegu: “ allisonpregler: “ upstartgeek: “ Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse...

sashaforthewin:

asynchronouscommunication:

kaijutegu:

flabbergasted-and-inspired:

wintercoffin:

kaijutegu:

allisonpregler:

upstartgeek:

Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton

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Originally posted by haha-suck-my-ass

me, actually

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can you fucking sit on it tho

wouldn’t that be really uncomfortable?

is it here, @kaijutegu?

I can’t sit on it but a skeleton can!

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THAT SKELETON LOOKS SO EXCITED FOR THIS 


“LOOK MOM I FINALLY GOT THAT PONY YOU PROMISED ME BACK WHEN I WAS 6! BET YOU THOUGHT I DIDN’T REMEMBER!”

Only put it outside after dusk, but put it in a spot passing cars can only sort of see